Zoë. Texas.
I like lots of things.
Mostly funny things and pretty things. And feminism.
And occasionally fandoms.
Sometimes this blog is like a bedroom wall and sometimes it's like a trash bin.
My entire existence is extremely embarrassing anyway so let's keep it a secret.
Message me for kik username.
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"I asked the sun 'tell me about the big bang,' and the sun said 'it hurts to become'"- Andrea Gibson.

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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(via thisworldcollides)

jtumblr:

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian

(via orphaneren)

im going to stop using/minimize the use of this account 
I’ve been here for three years and i don’t feel this culture is good for me exactly 
it’s influenced a lot of my aesthetic and viewpoints and as a developing person i think i need to draw back from that and form my own 
and i’ve found a lot of great things on this website but ultimately i don’t think my use of it is particularly healthy 

i don’t know when/if I’ll be back
Anything that comes after this will be my queue

thanks bye

slutformisha:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

What do french people call a really bad thursday?

a trajeudi

update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you

(via cantstopmysignal)

IM SO MAD I DON'T SPEAK ANY FRENCH ugh

buzzfeedceleb:

Samira Wiley and Matt McGorry from Orange Is The New Black recreate Matthew McConaughey movie covers.

[x]

(via goddamnvideostoreclerkguy)

betta-fish-and-loki:

assbutt-wizard-in-the-tardis:

I’m not even in this fandom, but hearing this made me feel so much better about life

I needed this today.

(via kimmymary)

jean-luc-gohard:

I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

(via thetravelinghufflepuff)

macarena-of-time:

IM PISSING MYSELF I WAS IN AN ONLINE RELATIONSHIP ON CLUB PENGUIN WHEN I MADE THIS

macarena-of-time:

IM PISSING MYSELF I WAS IN AN ONLINE RELATIONSHIP ON CLUB PENGUIN WHEN I MADE THIS

(via theflawstobeingcrazy)